Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I'd Like To Call This Fall Of The Moron

so let's put it in poker terms. (no this has nth to do with the endless hours i've been spending playing poker.)

so here's this new kid. just started playing poker. but has been doing very well, so now he thinks he's really gr8 and awesome at poker and he knows everything.

then he plays with you, and challenges you. without knowing anything about you, he starts trash talking you. insulting you. telling you, you suck. you'll never make it. you're a loser and he's way better cuz of the way he's been winning.

now he looks at his cards and the cards on the table and he thinks he has a pretty good hand. well considering it's triples. it's pretty good. now he gets cocky, and since he's looking down at you, he raises big.

now he continues to trash talk and insult you, thinking he is sure to win. i mean, hey triples, what are the chances are of him losing right? well that's what he's thinking at least. so now with his big raise, he thinks he's in the lead. he's got the upper hand. he starts daring you to call, calling you a chicken if you don't call. but he sure aint prepared for what happens next.

why? cause you raise and go all in. now he panics. after all that big talk, could it be that he's gonna lose this hand? and if he were to continue playing, he'll have to go all in. but if he doesn't, then all his big talk would mean nothing. but he has ego, after all that big talk. plus he thinks you're bluffing too. so he says "heh i know you're bluffing." trying to fake a calm smile to try and hide his panic and worry and protect his ego. he talks way less after that due to the panic and worry building up in him.

the cards open.


the triples lose to a full house.


and the fall of the arrogant moron has arrived.

>:)

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i love watching arrogant ppl, who just insult ppl cause they think they are better, fall. they say pride comes before the fall. i absolutely love being the one making the person fall.

you don't know anything about me and made assumptions and insulted me for no reason. and now, i've taken your challenge, and i told you i'll do one better. and you thought you were very gr8 at that challenge and you looked down on me thinking i couldn't do it. now i'm gonna do you one better. and what's sooo satisfying is that, you challenged me to something i've mastered so long ago. it's new to you, but it's so old to me. you're gonna get owned. you should have thought of the possibility of that b4 you started the insults now shouldn't you? >:)

and i loved the part how you just shut up and didn't dare say anything after i said i'm gonna do one better. i bet you can see your shame coming from all the crap you've talked. and you're already in embarassment now.

of all ppl, you shouldn't have picked me to mess up, esp when my cards are better than yours. >:)

this is gonna be good and so satisfying making this moron fall.

>:)

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1 comment:

DaMan said...

haha..IF this person noes me n u, this person should noe to NEVER mess with u..cuz ur rigged! haha..everything is RIGGED!!!