Bash.org

k when ure bored. this is where you end up. at Bash.org. Bash.org is basically a place where ppl post up their chat logs that they have on mIRC (a chat thingy which came around way before MSN, Yahoo messenger, and even ICQ.). some of the chats they have arejus hilarious. found this site thx to Ant a long time ago. happen to stumble on it again recently. anyway, here are some of the sample quotes from the site. Visit the top 100-200 page if u visit there.

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benja: A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
benja: The survey was a huge failure...
benja: In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
benja: In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
benja: In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
benja: In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
benja: In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
benja: In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
benja: And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
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MasterG: ................................................................................................................................................
judas: where's pacman when you need him?
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frank: can you help me install GTA3?
knightmare: first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
knightmare: ...
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ben174 : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
chrislmb : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
ben174 : Where u work?
chrislmb : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
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cthon98: hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
cthon98: ********* see!
azurediamond: hunter2
azurediamond: doesnt look like stars to me
cthon98: -azurediamond- *******
cthon98: thats what I see
azurediamond: oh, really?
cthon98: Absolutely
azurediamond: you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
azurediamond: haha, does that look funny to you?
cthon98: lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
azurediamond: thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
cthon98: yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
azurediamond: awesome!
azurediamond: wait, how do you know my pw?
cthon98: er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
azurediamond: oh, ok.
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xxxgirlygirlxxx: Thank you for listening to me.
xxxgirlygirlxxx: You know your a really good listener.
xxxgirlygirlxxx: Sweety please say something.
sandaedar: Ok I'm back.
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robT: Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
bawss: Right click.
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scirdsl: I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
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heh. this was bcuz i was bored. haha. i think i shud go cut my hair now. its getting long. =/

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