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this blonde calls her boyfriend, and says 'you gotta help me!'
bf: whats wrong?
blonde: im doing this jigsaw puzzle, and its driving me crazy! i cant do it!
The boyfriend looks at his watch and decides he can come home 15 minutes early. he gets home, and sees his girlfriend sitting at the table. she sees him and says 'oh, im so glad your here!'
bf (looks at table) :so whats it supposed to be?
blonde: well on the box it has a picture of a rooster. none of the pieces will fit together!
bf: i know i know. (gives her a hug) now, lets put all these cornflakes back in the box...
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amazingly genius. the funniest joke i heard the whole day. cudnt stop laughing. =P
Currently Listening To: Carry Your Candle - Chris Tomlin
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